Boy Meets Girl
Let me tell you a story. It’s a love story, which is the best kind, and it has this amazing twist to it that I swear you will not see coming. Like all the classic love stories that have been told through the ages, it starts like this:
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Winning The Lottery
I am sitting in the cool, autumn air of the River Terrace Inn patio bar in Napa, a Tanqueray & Tonic in hand, staring at my winning lottery ticket. I am now a very, very rich man. This week’s jackpot was a cool $40 million,… Read More »Winning The Lottery
Happy Birthday, Mr. Taylor! Here’s Your Gross, Old Wine.
I have a birthday this week, and I’m going to be old. Seriously, if I don’t die of old age before I’m finished writing this, I will officially be the oldest person you’ve ever known. Like, take the most ancient person on the planet, add… Read More »Happy Birthday, Mr. Taylor! Here’s Your Gross, Old Wine.