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Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you T-Shirts, which will make you happy. This is because every shirt we sell is laced with a patented neurotoxin that delivers a time-released dose of dopamine straight to the pleasure centers of your brain.* In addition, our shirts are endorsed by Really Famous Actors, Rock Stars and A-List Celebrity Chefs,** and according to a recent study funded by The Kaling Institute for Social Studies,*** wearing our shirts will make you more popular and increase your attraction to the opposite sex by 37%.****

*This is not true and does not happen.

**This isn't true either.

***There is no such Institute nor was there a study conducted.

****This is completely unfounded.

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