Wherein the author completely screws up and then decides to read Chapter 2 as well…
I know it takes a stretch of the imagination, but yes, I screwed up. In my attempt to create a Pairs With Life audiobook free download, I completely misjudged the point where I broke up Part One and Part Two of Chapter 1. As it turns out, there were only three pages of the chapter remaining from where I stopped reading in last week’s episode. I’m sure this foretells that I will eventually die of Chronic Stupidity in a trailer park in Yuma, but I was sort of moving in that direction anyway.
So, instead of creating a five-minute podcast for Episode 13, I went ahead and read through Chapter 2 as well. Bonus! Will my publisher waterboard me for this? Potentially, but seeing as how it’s a long hot summer and trips to the beach are no longer allowed, I’m Ok with a little waterboarding. Just bring a bottle of Rosé to the session.
Pairs With Life Audiobook Extras!
I should say that the first two chapters featured in these podcasts will not be the final versions you hear in the audiobook. I am creating a more “produced” version with other voice actors playing the characters in the book. I’ll also be featuring some extras in the audiobook, such as three original songs from Corbett Thomas’ (the main character) band, Reality Star – including his #11 Alternative Rock song, Sensitive Ponytail Guy.
Or, maybe you’re not into a Pairs With Life audiobook free download. Maybe you’re into old-fashioned things like reading actual words on a page. If you’re into that sort of thing, the book is available in both paperback and hardcover on Amazon. If you’d rather pull your face off than watch Jeff Bezos get another dime, it’s also available from all these other fine online retailers.