“Daddy,” my four-year-old asked me, “should I take The Slutty Path?” It has been three years since my Perfect Unicorn Princess asked me this little gem at random. I still remember the feeling of two full ounces of Tous Les Jours Pinot Noir spraying out… Read More »Kids, God, and The Slutty Path
Kids Are Weird
Let’s talk about kids and drinking as parents. Let’s face it, kids are weird.
I know the whole “kids say the darndest things” topic is burned out. As parents, we think that every weird conversation we have with our newly-brained toddlers is either a sign of savant genius or some direct telephone line to God. I have three kids.… Read More »My Weird Conversation This Morning With My 3-Year-Old On The Way To Preschool