“Daddy,” my four-year-old asked me, “should I take The Slutty Path?” Its been three years since my Perfect Unicorn Princess asked me this little gem at random, and I still remember the feeling of two full ounces of Lodi Old Vine Zinfandel spraying out my… Read More »Kids, God and The Slutty Path
Kids Are Weird
Let’s talk about kids and drinking as parents. Let’s face it, kids are weird.
“Hey Daddy, what’s your favorite farm animal?” “Great question! Hmmm…I’m partial to pigs, myself.” “There are no pigs on the farm.” “Oh, OK. How about chickens?” “There are no chickens on the farm. Daddy, are there ghosts on the farm?” “Um, you mean ‘goats?’ Sure,… Read More »My Conversation This Morning With My 3-Year-Old On The Way To Preschool